Dear President BushPosted In: Everyday life — November 8, 2004 @ 9:59 am — PeterThank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said “in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman.” I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them: 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination? 7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging. 7 Responses to “Dear President Bush”Leave a Reply |



November 8th, 2004 at 3:56 pm
This is hilarious!
November 8th, 2004 at 4:31 pm
Didn’t I see this in an episode of the West Wing? Oh well it is still very funny.
November 8th, 2004 at 4:35 pm
Oh, I didn’t mean to imply that I wrote it… I just wanted to share the humor
November 9th, 2004 at 5:23 pm
Yes, Peter… Perhaps next time you’ll properly cite your sources, because it wasn’t obvious enough that you were posting an internet forward. I’m annoyed today…
December 2nd, 2004 at 2:26 pm
I’d like to add a dissenting voice to your blog. I find it interesting that you could be so grateful that others would be sensitive to your vegan beliefs at Thanksgiving, and at the same time so willing to make light of other peoples’ religious beliefs. If you’re going to disagree with scripture, at least you could refrain from taking it out of context and in a manner ignorant of the true meaning. I’d like to suggest that you look up the scripture referenced at www.crosswalk.com and read through the commentary on these passages in Baker’s Evangelical Dictionary. It provides cultural contexts and the need for some of these rules and laws at that time in history. And keep in mind that Jesus’ birth, death, and resurrection in the New Testament supercedes the need for many laws and sacrifices. That doesn’t mean God has changed, only that he has provided a better way for us to be cleansed of our sinful nature and reconciled with Him. Thanks for the ear.
January 24th, 2006 at 1:21 am
friend says it well. The truth will set you free.
January 24th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
yes, because you know everything and what you believe is always the truth. please.